Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart

          "Axl, you never said Slash was a person?" Axl had no idea what to say. He meant it before as a joke, but he didn't anticipate then that she would live with him.

Michelle overwhelmed him with questions, none of which he could answer calmly. "You said Slash was your guilty pleasure does that mean you have sex? You told me he was a car, are you embarrassed? Izzy said that if you guys are a family you beat up Steven and make out with the younger one, is the younger one Slash? Do you guys make out? Do the other guys know?"

Axl suddenly felt very dizzy, "God no! No, no, no! I- I- I just- I need to lay down-"

Axl sat down on the mattress and the springs squeaked underneath him. He took a deep breath, "Okay, try again."

"Why'd you say he was your guilty pleasure?"

"Er, well, originally it slipped out as a joke.."

"A joke?"

"Yeah uh, the other guys make fun of us a lot because we're so close we act like lovers. The guys would've gotten it and it just kinda slipped out."

"I see, so around the house you act like a couple?"

"I mean, yeah, we're just messing around, you'll see what I mean when you've been around a while."

"Okay, so then why didn't you just tell me he was your friend, not your car?"

"Yeah-yeah, that does look bad... In my defense I didn't expect then that you'd be living with us!"

"I guess, but you could've just said he was your friend and it was a joke."

"Yeah... I don't know, I guess I didn't want to have to explain it and have you ask a bunch of questions... Like what you're doing now."

"I'm sorry I'm sorry, I'll drop it."

"It's fine, I'd be curious too, you'll figure out what I mean eventually."

"Alright, so what are you gonna do now?"

"...I'm gonna go get drunk."

"Well, seems pretty chaotic around here."

"Welcome to the jungle, sweetheart."