Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart

Guess what..... IT'S ANOTHER A/N!

"NO, NO! I AM NOT READING ANOTHER AUTHOR'S NOTE FORGET IT!" Michelle hissed, storming out of the room. She heard pleads behind her but she ignored them, "NO!" she spat, slamming the door behind her. 

Izzy poked his head out from the door of his room, eyes heavy from either sleep or drugs, who knows. "What the fuck was that..?" he asked, his voice weary. He blinked around at people staring at him expectantly. ".....Why is everyone looking at me like that.."

*one hour later*

"Wait, so let me get this straight, you just want me to read this off to the fourth wall, because the author is such a psychopath that they can't write an author's note themselves, and if I don't you'll throw pennies at me??" He heard grunts of agreement. He rolled his eyes, "Okay whatever I guess... Fucking gay but whatever......." He put on funny little reading glasses, looking over the note. He cleared his throat using a monotone voice for what would originally be read in a flamboyant, "Heyyy, author here. I'd like to start by thanking a mister Izzy Stradlin for reading another author's note for me. And I have some news.......... Insert drum roll here please- Oh fuck I wasn't supposed to say that out loud." Izzy sighed, rolling his eyes to the ceiling and doing a drum roll on his legs.

"This is technically the last chapter. Ahhhhhh. Am I sounding too bored?" he asked himself. "Eh, whatever they should've seen that one coming having me read this. Anyway."

"I'm sure some of you may be a little panicked, but yes, the truth is that this is the end of this story, Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart. Did you enjoy the ride? Thanks for making it all the way this far, it's very impressive, I myself would've lost interest by now but I appreciate it. You deserve a round of applause. Give yourself a pat on the back for that one.

Now I'm sure you may be confused and frazzled by the sudden ending. I apologize for the somewhat cliffhanger. That's why I will reassure you. Fret not beloved reader! Because....

There's gonna be a second story, part two for this one! Yayyyyy! 

Yeah, it's kind of unnecessary, but I noticed that there are A LOT of chapters in this story, and I don't think we're very close to the end yet. So I didn't want to be more than one hundred chapters by the time we're done, so I thought a second story may be in order. Also, this story is titled Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart because I felt it was fitting for a story to learn what it's like with the GNR boys for Michelle, but y'know, we've known what it's like for a while now, it's not Welcome anymore it's more of 'you know where you are? You're still in the jungle baby, just like you have been for the last fifty-five chapters! I bet you thought you were gonna die but you didn't so you probably won't at this point!'" 

Izzy cut himself off, "What kind of crack is this author on? You're seriously telling me that there are more than 7k readers who are still here listening to this shit? Fuck and I thought I was addict." 

Izzy hissed as a shower of pennies were thrown at him, "OW HEY STOP! I HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS BOOK AND DEAL WITH DRAMA QUEENS ALL MY LIFE I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU DO IT TOO!" 

The cascades of change ceased and Izzy huffed, fixing his leather jacket and sitting upright, "There. Now that that's settled," he picked up the note again, "The next story will be titled Just Dust N' Bones, Baby and it'll be released in a few days, so just go right to it once it's out and it'll pick right up where we left off here. It'll be basically the exact same thing going on as if I updated again here, it'll just be over there now from now on. Just to keep things organized. 

Anyway, do stay tuned if you want to keep reading the story. I'll send out one more little baby author's note when I publish it just so you'll be notified when you can check it out, but other than that, I think that's everything. So I'd just like to say, thanks. Oh and all the story people also wanna say thanks but they're all pricks and aren't gonna leave their rooms to do so. Other than that, peace out punks! See ya in the next story!"

Izzy looked around, "Am I done now?" The note in his hand magically disappeared and he took that as a yes. "Oh. Cool." He looked around the room some more. "I'm gonna go get high."