Welcome to the Jungle, Sweetheart

ANOTHER A/N

           Michelle heard noisy banging on her door. She wondered for a second if it was Axl having another temper tantrum, but then she realized with dread what it was. "No! No! I am NOT doing another Author's Note!" 

She heard a voice behind the door, "Yes you are missy now read the note!" 

"What note!?" She hollered back, but looked down at her hands and jumped in terror to find a sticky note in her hand, "Stop doing that! You're abusing your powers as the author!" 

She heard them mumble sorry. She rolled her eyes, having no interest in reading another one of these. I really hope this note's shorter than the last one... She thought to herself glancing it over. 

She cleared her throat, "Heyyyy, author again. I don't care if Michelle's being prissy- Hey I am not!" More coins were thrown at her from the fourth wall, "STOP MAKING ME BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!" She hissed, then continued reading, "Anyway, I just wanted to mention that- Drum roll please....

Another story's coming out! *clapping sounds* Yayyyyyy. 

That sounded more cynical than I intended but whatever.

Anyway, it's called the Garden, I recommend at least checking it out, I'm sure most people using this app have no life enough that they can spare a few minutes out of their time just to take a little peek. I'm not offended if you don't, I just wanted to write it because the idea intrigued me. Something a little different from your usual slaxl stories. 

Nonetheless, for those of you who still are just content with this story, I'll be updating the next chapter here soon. I'll still be mostly sticking with this story, it's my main one, I'll try to keep updating regularly, but I really like the draft chapter's on other one so far too so I'll try to keep up with them. 

Anyway, I could explain a little information on what the other story's about....

OR, I could leave you burning with curiosity and make you go check it out for yourself.

Hmmm... The second one sounds MUCH more fun.

I think I'll do that.

Yes yes I am evil.

Am I evil?

Yes I am.

Am I evil?

I am man, yes I am.

Darnit I gotta cut it out with the Metallica references man this is a GNR fic, gotta get my act together. 

Anyway, the story's a little interesting, if you really only just want romcom stuff and this is a little too out of your comfort zone then sorry I guess. Except I'm not really that sorry, its not like its gonna offend you, I just enjoyed writing it. And y'know what, when this story first broke through a hundred reads I was literally squealing so I'll give another book a shot. I like it anyway, maybe you will too, maybe you won't, I guess you won't know until you check it out.

OH! One more thing, a lot of the setting for the Garden, is based off the Guns N' Roses song, "The Garden" from Use Your Illusion I. So if you want a really good vibe for it or want good imagery, I recommend at least listening to the song. You don't have to, but I'm just saying, I love that song and I think it paints a good scenery image for the story. It's a really badass song, I would recommend listening to it if you haven't already.

Anyway, that's all, I'll be updating here again in the next few days. (You guys the next chapters in here are gonna be so good I'm literally so excited.) Anyhoo. I'll see ya later. Toodles!

-Author."

Michelle huffed, "Okay, this author I think needs a therapist so I don't gotta do this again."

Michelle glanced around at the ceiling, wondering if another giant pencil would come crashing through it again, but nothing. 

"...Can I get a pet unicorn now?"

She heard somebody sigh, and in a magical, glittering purple cloud of stardust, a unicorn, tall and with rainbow braided hair appeared from thin air. The magical horse whinnied, and Michelle squealed with delight, "Oh my god the eight-year-old in me is losing her mind!" 

Another sticky note flew at her head as she pet the horse's long, beautiful hair, it read: Don't get attached none of this will be real by the next chapter.

She hissed, "I ONLY GET THIS FOR ONE CHAPTER LET ME HAVE THIS." 

And so, carefully climbing onto the horse's back so as to not hurt her baby, the horse charged, and they broke through the wall like it were paper, and they rode off into the sunset.