Why Won't You Let Me Slack!?

Chapter 11

Although he recognized many of the modifiers and was able to identify which gods they belonged to, it was annoying that there were so many.

'Why the hell are there so many constellations trying to sponsor me of all people? I'm not even the main character for crying out loud!'

While Cale was having his internal crisis and desperately hoping this wouldn't interfere with his slacker life, a new window appeared before him.

[Skill 'Group Chat' has been forcefully activated!]

'Group Chat?'

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>>Sun God: Is it finally working?

>>God of War: It should be considering how much probability we spent on it.

>>God of Death: There's no doubt this skill will work.

>>God of Death: After all, I spent a lot of time making it knowing I'd be able to use it to finally be able to speak to my child

>>Cale: Ew

>>Cale: I told you I'm not your child

>>God of Death: MY CHILD!!!

>>Rok Soo: Creep

>>Archie: Hey are you guys alright???

>>Cale: We're fine.

>>Barrow: Yeah, just getting stalked by that ****** sealed god

>>Barrow: No biggie

>>Bud and Archie: WHAT?!?!

>>Bud: I thought that ******** got sealed!?

>>God of Death: He was but somehow he was able to make it here and is now after Cale

>>God of War: But we should be fine for now since it seems like he's still far too weak to have any real influence in this world

>>God of Death: And even if he manages to do so, he'd have to get past each of the gods who came with us to this dimension

>>Sun God: Which won't be easy since this universe gives us more leeway to interfere with you all compared to our previous one

>>Rok Soo: So we should be good as long as we have all of you guys backing us up here?

>>Sun God: Exactly, which brings us to our main topic for creating this skill. We need you all to-

>>God of Death: CALE BE MY INCARNATION!!!!

>>Cale: No.

>>God of Death: What do you mean no!?!

>>Cale: You wanna hear it in spanish? Noh

>>God of Death: BUT CALE-!

>>Sun God: What I was TRYING to say is that you all can use this skill to talk to us or each other in private anytime you need to. Not only that, we have already applied to be your sponsors, so feel free to choose from those of us within the nebula

>>Rok Soo: Do we absolutely need to pick a sponsor?

>>God of War: Well... you don't need to, but it will probably make passing the scenarios somewhat easier

>>Barrow: So there's not much

>>God of Death: Cale! Don't choose that Plotter bastard! Pick me! You've known me longer!