kids next door ; tbp chatfic

eye contact is NOT proposing

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 
i know i have about 100 chatfics but they are my specialty and this has been in the writing since december 2022 and was accidentally published in march

SO HERE WE GO
FINALLY

please enjoy, thank you

alive : finney
pinballwhore : bruce
paperballs : billy

( robin, griffin and vance show up later )
( nicknames changed later )

- pluto has a fat ass
09:34 AM Saturday.

January 2021.

alive: who changed the gc name

pinballwhore: BILLY DID IT

paperballs: BRUCE DID IT

paperballs: dang it

alive: is it talking about the planet????

paperballs: no the fucking tea towel YES THE PLANET FINNEY

pinballwhore: PLUTO THE FAT ASS TEA TOWEL 😭

alive: SHUT UP PINBALL WHORE

pinballwhore: okay ALIVE

paperballs: that wasn't much of an insult bro

pinballwhore: leave me alone

paperballs: i will hit you with a newspaper if i see you walking the streets

alive: ABUSEEEEE

alive: BILLY IS A BRUCE ABUSER!!!!!!

pinballwhore: #JUSTICEFORBRUCE

paperballs: I WILL ADD VANCE HOPPER.

pinballwhore: YOU KNOW HIM?

paperballs: ..no

alive: that threat was pointless then

paperballs: WATCH ME ADD ROBIN ARELLANO

alive: I BET YOU DON'T KNOW HIM EITHER

paperballs: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT

alive: YES I DO

paperballs: yeah your right

pinballwhore: you're*

paperballs: my day would literally go on the exact same as it would if you never said that. i did not need to be corrected.

alive: but like

alive: you never lived

alive: i did

paperballs: COME AT ME LIKE THAT AGAIN I DAIR YOU

pinballwhore: billy...

alive: he did NOT just say that

paperballs: what

alive: dair

paperballs: IS IT NOT SPELLED LIKE THAT?

pinballwhore: NO?

paperballs: HOW DO YOU SPELL IT THEN?

alive: DARE

paperballs: ohhh that looks much better than dair

pinballwhore: yeah no shit paperballs

paperballs: HAH balls

- Saturday 12:56 PM

- pluto has a fat ass

alive: yuygs i

alive: guys i jstu

alive: hlep em

paperballs: what's he saying

pinballwhore: "guys i" "guys i just" "help me"

paperballs: ohhh

paperballs: dude what happened

alive: i just

alive: made

pinballwhore: babies?

paperballs: HOT DAMN!

alive: eye contact

alive: with

alive: robin cazarez arellano

alive: DOES HE WANT ME TO BE ON MY KNEES?

alive: ARCHING MY BACK RN

alive: IS HE PROPOSING TO ME???>!?!??!!??!?!!??!?!??!??!?!?!?!?!??!??!

pinballwhore: finney-

alive: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

alive: HE SMILED TOO

alive: WHEN DOES HE EVER SMILE?

paperballs: bro-

alive: IS HE LIKE ASKING ME TO BE HIS VALENTINE

pinballwhore: it's january?

paperballs: close enough ig

paperballs: okay but like did he actually smile or was it a "this is a stranger gotta smile to be nice" smile

pinballwhore: this is robin arellano we're talking about here he never smiles at anyone unless it's his friends

alive: omgogmgogmgogmgoomg does he think i'm his friend

paperballs: has he ever talked to you

alive: yes.

pinballwhore: WHAT?

paperballs: WHEN?

alive: IN SCIENCE ONCE

pinballwhore: WHAT DID HE SAY?

paperballs: WHAT DID HE SAY?

paperballs: dude you gotta quit having better wifi than me

alive: HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE "hey you seem like the smartest person here do you know the answer to question 3?"

pinballwhore: AND WHAT DID YOU SAY?

alive: I SAID "oh i think it's solar energy i'm not sure though if it's wrong don't blame me" THEN HE LAUGHED AND SAID "thanks but i'll definitely blame you" AND SMILED AGAIN

paperballs: AND WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL US THIS?

alive: IDK I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT

pinballwhore: BRO THAT INTERACTION WAS LIKE VANCE HOPPER NOT BEATING SOMEONE UP OVER A MINOR INCONVENIENCE 

alive: SO WHEN HE LOOKED AT ME HE WAS PROPOSING?

paperballs: bffr

pinballwhore: eye contact is NOT proposing

alive: you don't know robin's ways of proposing it could be eye contact and smiling

pinballwhore: that's what you think

paperballs: ya'll so homosexual it makes me sick

alive: HOMOPHOBEEEE

pinballwhore: HE LIVES IN THE HOME OF PHOBESSSS

paperballs: AND I AM PROUD OF IT.

lolsies first chapter how are we feelingggg