kids next door ; tbp chatfic

cafe date gone wrong

bathroomsex : robin
mintbox : bruce
vee : vance
robinsucker : finney
legobuilder : billy
homophobiaboss : griffin

- new and improved

vee: NAH CUS I'M ACTUALLY GONNA PUKE

legobuilder: pyook

vee: I SAW MY MOM AND GRIFFIN'S DAD MAKING OUT IN THE KITCHEN.

vee: LIKE GET A ROOM?

homophobiaboss: upsetting

- Robin & Finney
Saturday, 13:12 PM.

"Turn here? Turn here my ass there's a house next to us, estúpido gps!" Molly yelled at the gps. Robin laughed, and looked out the window where Finney's door was. "You excited to see him, huh?" Robin jumped when Molly broke the silence.

"Yeah. Yea- I- I am."

"Estúpido chico amante," Molly said, hitting the back of Robin's head. Robin let out a whined 'oww!' and held the place Molly smacked. "Hey, lover boy, here comes your boyfriend." Molly said and referred to outside Robin's window.

Robin smiled brightly at the boy who was leaving his house, Gwen closing the door behind him as they said goodbye. Finney smiled at Robin's goofy grin. "Someone's happy." he said as Robin hopped out of the car just to get in the back seat.

"Yeah, well. M' here with you." he smiled. Robin sat down next to Finney in the car. Molly started the car and headed her way to Cafe Greenlake.

When they got there, they said goodbye to Molly and ordered drinks. Robin got a simple hot chocolate and Finney got iced coffee. They sat down at a booth with a window and a great view of the sun coated village. "Are we gonna talk about the elephant in the room?" Finney spoke up.

Robin turned his head from the window. "What do you mean?"

"Y'know, we.. done it. In a school bathroom. And we never talked about it." Finney looked down.

"Do you regret it?"

"What? No! I just thought.. y'know, that we'd talk about it."

"What is there to talk about? You sucked my dick, we made out. There's nothing else to it."

"Robin. Normal best friends don't do that. Normal best friends don't call each other 'handsome' and 'pretty boy'. And they certainly don't suck each other off in bathrooms. So, what are we?" Finney ranted.

Robin smirked. This is exactly what he wanted to happen. "Well, what do you want to be?"

"Well I thought.. we could be.. boyfriends?"

"I'm up for it." he smiled brightly.

- new and improved

vee: TOP.

legobuilder: BOTTOM

vee: TOP

homophobiaboss: BOTTOM

vee: TOP

mintbox: PROVE IT

robinsucker: ..woah

bathroomsex: dawg did not hold back

vee: WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT

robinsucker: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THEN?

homophobiaboss: A GAME WE'RE PLAYING

mintbox: wait

mintbox: something feels different

legobuilder: you right

vee: the aroma feels different

homophobiaboss: real

vee: YOU TWO BETTER HAVE NOT FUCKED IN A BATHROOM AGAIN

robinsucker: WE DIDN'T EVEN FUCK??

legobuilder: yeah robin wishes

bathroomsex: LEAVE ME ALONE

legobuilder: DID I LIE?

legobuilder: DID I FUCKING LIE?

mintbox: i swear over two years we got violently more sexual and mean

homophobiaboss: i mean

homophobiaboss: yeah i got nothing we just got less and less mature

bathroomsex: were we ever mature

vee: you apparently weren't, having sex in a bathroom WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

bathroomsex: LET. IT. GO.

vee: I DON'T THINK I CAN

vee: SEX IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM???????

bathroomsex: WHY ARE YOU SO WORKED UP ABOUT IT? YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON I TOLD

mintbox: guys can we not argue rn

robinsucker: real

legobuilder: no carry on i'm invested

homophobiaboss: ^^

vee: WELL MAYBE BECAUSE IF YOU WERE HEARD DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU'D BE CALLED? DO YOU KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WOULD SAY?

bathroomsex: I DON'T THINK THAT'S MY BIGGEST CONCERN

bathroomsex: I MAKE MY OWN FUCKING CHOICES VANCE

vee: DID I SAY YOU CAN'T? 

vee: I'M SAYING THE SHIT THAT'LL BE THROWN AT YOU IS FUCKING NASTY

vee: I'M TRYING TO LOOK OUT FOR MY BEST FRIEND

vee: BE FUCKING CAREFUL, YOU DON'T KNOW IF SOMEONE HEARD THAT AND IF THEY SPREAD IT AROUND. SMALL TOWN.

bathroomsex: I DON'T NEED YOU LOOKING OUT FOR ME LIKE THAT

bathroomsex: I'M PERFECTLY FINE MYSELF. HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY'LL SAY SHIT?

vee: BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH IT

vee: BEFORE I HAD MY 'TOUGHEST GUY IN THE TOWN' TITLE I WAS THE BIGGEST LONER YOU'D EVER MEET

vee: THE LONER WHO NEVER TOLD ANYONE ANYTHING.

vee: UNTIL YOU CAME ALONG AND BECAME MY FRIEND, BUT ACCIDENTALLY OUTED ME AND THAT'S WHEN EVERYONE KNEW

vee: THEY CALLED ME EVERY SLUR IN THE BOOK, EVERY HOMOPHOBIC INSULT THEY COULD THINK OF

bathroomsex: i done that?

vee: yeah, you did

vee: you woke up one day and decided 'oh! my best friend being outed by me never happened!'

vee: i'm just trying to look out for you

vee: you already have it hard at home and i don't want anything worse

vee: i don't have it like that, so of course i wouldn't know how it feels, but i can tell it's difficult for you and i just want you to be happy again

vee: i miss you, you're different

bathroomsex: yeah well people change

bathroomsex: i gotta go

bathroomsex went offline!

robinsucker: wait vance

robinsucker: what do you mean he has it hard at home? his mom is amazing and his sisters are so nice

vee: oh he never told you?

homophobiaboss: why'd he never tell finney

mintbox: i thought we all knew

legobuilder: naahhhh jit trippin

robinsucker: what do ya'll mean

robinsucker: what's he not telling me

vee: if he never told you he obviously has a good reason

vee: i'm not gonna out him like that, he'll tell you when he's ready