alive : finney
loser : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
( griffin comes this chapter ! )
( nicknames changed throughout the book. )
- pluto has a fat ass
Wednesday, 12:36 PM.
climatechange: why did i just see billy on griffin stagg's back then griffin fell and it was like a mountain of idiots
paperballs: I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
alive: HOT DAMN❗❗
paperballs: can i add griffin stagg
twitter: i just fucking
twitter: fell
twitter: in an elevator
loser: WELL THAT WAS STUPID?
alive: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
twitter: AM I GONNA DIE?
climatechange: hopefully
twitter: this is why your father doesn't love you
climatechange: this is why you're dyslexic
twitter: DO NOT DYSLEXIC SHAME ME.
climatechange: go tweet somewhere else
twitter: i actually hate you
twitter: GUYS THE ELEVATOR STOPPED
loser: ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID
paperballs: HOW DID YOU FALL IN THE FIRST PLACE?
loser: bffr he's robin arellano behind the scenes of fighting
paperballs: like you're any smarter
loser: like YOU'RE any smarter
alive: like any of you are smart in the slightest
paperballs: you right you right
twitter: CAN ONE OF YOU HELP ME OUT OF THE ELEVATOR?
paperballs: i need a drink
climatechange: are you an alcoholic
paperballs: no but this gc is turning me into one
paperballs added backbender!
backbender: VANCE.
climatechange: who the fuck
paperballs: griffin
backbender: VANCE STUFFED ME IN MY LOCKER
climatechange: I HAD TO STUFF SOMEONE IN THEIR LOCKER ROBIN WOULDN'T LET ME STUFF FINNEY IN HIS
alive: IT'S NOT ESSENTIAL TO STUFF SOMEONE IN THEIR LOCKER?
climatchange: you are not me you do not know what it's like
alive: that's what you think
paperballs: guys robin did really break the elevator
loser: oh my god you idiot
paperballs: i need a drink
backbender: are you an alcoholic
paperballs: we have been over this.
YOU ARE READING
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