kids next door ; tbp chatfic

finney's valentine

alive : finney
loser : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender : griffin
gwen : gwen

( nicknames changed throughout the book. )

- pluto has a fat ass
Wednesday, 17:23PM.

alive: i just thought of an amazing joke

twitter: is it the one you told me two seconds ago

alive: yeah

loser: what's the joke

alive: what's the difference between you and a calendar

paperballs: i don't know

alive: a calendar has a date on valentine's day and you don't

gwen: LMFAOOOO BURNEDDDDD

alive: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE EITHER?

gwen: YES I DO

gwen: ME N AMY YAMADA MADE UP 'GALENTINES DAY' AND WE'RE GOING AS FRIENDS

loser: ..my sister?

gwen: you're fucking bruce yamada i'd be scared if she wasn't your sister

climatechange: wait

backbender: what

climatechange: finney has a date..?

paperballs: nah no way

alive: i do

loser: ROBIN HOW DID YOU ASK HIM

twitter: IT'S NOT ME?

paperballs: WHAT

backbender: THEN WHO IS IT

alive: it's donna

gwen: WHAT

gwen: NO SHE'S MY WIFE BACK THE FUCK UP

alive: SINCE WHEN DID YOU KNOW DONNA?

gwen: SHE'S LIKE MY BFF OTHER THAN AMY

backbender: is he not gay?

paperballs: sure he is he was obsessing over ro

alive: guess we'll never know what he had to say

loser: NO BUT HE WAS

paperballs: EXACTLY

alive: guys i've liked donna for ages

loser: fucking what

loser: dms rn

- Finney & Bruce DMs
Wednesday, 17:29PM.

bruce: okay what the fuck

bruce: you were obsessed with robin and now all of a sudden you like donna

finney: i don't like donna

finney: at all

finney: she's pretty n all and she's my friend but she asked me to be her valentine and i thought it'd be a way to just get over robin but it made it worse

finney: and i'd feel bad turning her down

bruce: right

bruce: so what to do is

- Robin Arellano
Wednesday, 17:23PM, IRL.

He smacked the back of his head off the bathroom door just as he closed it. He slid right down it, knees to his chest with tears threatening to spill out of his eyes. How could he ever be so stupid? Of course Finney was never going to like someone like Robin.