kids next door ; tbp chatfic

2 years ago (1)

i literally just revised for my math test what is wrong with me

spacewhore : finney
legobuilder : billy
homophobiaboss : griffin

back to old times w three people
don't worry, they come back i promise

- reality tv show
Friday, 12:01 PM.

February 2023

spacewhore: who changed the gc name

legobuilder: GRIFFIN DID IT

homophobiaboss: BILLY DID IT

homophobiaboss: DANG IT NOT AGAIN

legobuilder: at least it's not about a PLANET HAVING A FAT FUCKING ASS

spacewhore: WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND AT THAT POINT?

homophobiaboss: I DON'T KNOWWW MANNNN

legobuilder: hey guys

spacewhore: what's up

homophobiaboss: yea?

legobuilder: this might be a very inappropriate question to ask, but why is it that we stopped being friends w robin, bruce and vance?

homophobiaboss: i believe it's because tweedle couldn't grow a pair

spacewhore: shut the fuck up griffin

homophobiaboss: dang

spacewhore: bruce said it was something to do with robin wanting to distance himself but him being in love w vance he also went along w robin n vance

spacewhore: 2 years today actually 

homophobiaboss: danggg

legobuilder: i remember when

- January 2020.

"Robin you asshat!" Billy yelled as Robin jumped up behind him. Robin laughed, as well as the rest of the group did. "Not funny dipshits."

"Hey, when did you grow a pair?" Vance commented.

"He didn't, he's only now learning swear words." Bruce added. Everyone laughed, even Billy.

"Nah, that's Griffin. You're like what, four?" Billy says.

"I'm eleven!" Griffin said, punching Billy in the shoulder. (el?)

They kept making funny remarks, running up and down the empty road in their neighbourhood, and overall having such a good time. They ended up sitting and watching the sunrise, Finney's head on Robin's shoulder. Robin was playing with Finney's hair.

Everyone wanted to comment on it, but decided to grow some basic human decency and kept their comments to themselves.

- reality tv show
Friday, 12:12 PM.

homophobiaboss: I REMEMBER THAT DAYYYY

spacewhore: i loved that day so much

legobuilder: i so badly wanted to say something about you and robin but i kept it to myself

spacewhore: thanks for building up basic human respect

legobuilder: nah that left ages ago

homophobiaboss: real

homophobiaboss: OMG REMEMBER WHEN

- January 2020

"Dang it Robin, stop winning." Vance whined. He threw his Uno cards on to the table, dramatically making a scene.

"I always win, get used to it." He replied, smugly.

"You know what? One more game. Then we'll see who will win." Bruce snarled back. Finney felt his eyes growing heavy.

"I'm gonna sit this one out. I'm literally about to fall asleep." Finney said. Everyone nodded and Griffin started to hand out the recently shuffled Uno cards.

They started playing, Finney sitting beside Robin. He just watched, although he knew in a matter of seconds he was going to fall asleep. And so, he did. Right on Robin's shoulder.

Robin immediately grew a bright shade of red. "Dang, Robin. You're down bad." Billy snickered. Robin flipped him off and took his turn, Finney still resting peacefully on his shoulder.

- reality tv show
Friday, 12:15 PM.

spacewhore: GOLDDDD

legobuilder: i like to believe that why robin kept winning was because the word uno is spanish

homophobiaboss: you're so correct

spacewhore: real

legobuilder: anything you remember, finney?

spacewhore: uhh

spacewhore: yeah actually

homophobiaboss: TELL

spacewhore: so basically 

- February 2020

"Finn, you idiot!" Robin laughed. "It's fine, they're just gonna have to be extra cinnamon-y."

"Yay! I love them when it's like that!" Robin smiled when Finney done a little hop to show his excitement. "Anyways, can you help me cut the bread?" Finney pleaded. Robin smiled and nodded.

"Pick up the knife," Finney did as told, and Robin stood behind him, his hands on Finney's. Finney obviously immediately went red. "Now press down as hard as you can." Finney did as told. The slice of bread was cut in half, but they needed quarters. They continued cutting it together, soon having 12 quarters of bread.

"Well done, mi amor!" Robin high-fived Finney. 

- reality tv show
Friday, 12:19 PM.

legobuilder: OMG

homophobiaboss: AWH

spacewhore: it was when i went to robin's and stayed that week after the argument

legobuilder: i remember that omg

homophobiaboss: would you guys be down for a sleepover?

spacewhore: YEAH

legobuilder: YESSSS

homophobiaboss: OMG YAY OKAY

homophobiaboss: can't be held at mine tho, cousins r over

legobuilder: can't be at mine either, my dad hates people over

spacewhore: i'll ask my aunt

homophobiaboss: YEAHHHH

legobuilder: LEGENDDDD

- Finney Blake

"Aunt Cameron! Can Billy and Griffin come over for a sleepover tonight?" Finney yelled from his room.

"Yeah of course honey!" Finney grinned.

"Thank you!"