kids next door ; tbp chatfic

DON'T SAY THE K WORD, VANCE!!

alive : finney
loser : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender : griffin
gwen : gwen

( nicknames changed throughout the book. )

- pluto has a fat ass
Saturday, 10:32 AM.

paperballs: so like

paperballs: what happened with finney and robin

climatechange: fr like did they die

backbender: no but like

backbender: when did robin get out of that elevator..?

loser: OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO RIGHT

backbender: LIKE HE WAS STUCK IN IT AND NO ONE HELPED HIM BUT HE SOMEHOW GOT OUT?

twitter: guys

twitter: i'm gonna shoot myself

gwen: did you kidnap finney he didn't come home lastnight

twitter: he slept over

twitter: but

twitter: he's sleeping on my shoulder rn and he looks so fucking cute i cannot

paperballs: ..so you're saying

loser: you

climatechange: like

backbender: finney

twitter: NO

twitter: WHAT

twitter: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM

backbender: YOU JUST CALLED HIM CUTE?

twitter: yeah and

gwen: old people these days

twitter: i'm only like 4 years older than you

gwen: old

gwen: go to an elderly home my god

twitter: I LITERALLY APOLOGISED TO FINNEY WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???

gwen: tell him you like him

twitter: but then i'd be lying

twitter: i can't lie to him

loser: robin, tell me your exact thoughts on finney right now

twitter: nope gotta dash

twitter: my older sister just threatened me

- Finney & Robin
Saturday, 10:38 AM

Robin's older sister didn't actually threaten him, but he needed to get up. Finney was laying his head on Robin's shoulder, but he didn't want to wake him up. However, Finney also needed to get up.

"Finn," Robin whisper-yelled. He never woke up. "Finn, wake up." Robin spoke. Finney started to stir out of his sleep, cuddling closer to Robin.

"I don't want to." Shit, Robin thought. His morning voice is- Robin! Shut up, hijo de puta! You don't like him! 

"Yes, you do Finney. Wake up and I'll make you your favourite breakfast." Finney started to smile, and sat up beside Robin.

"What's my favourite breakfast then?"

"French toast. You like it crispy, with some sugar," Robin said confidently. "Now come on, we can make it together before my mamá wakes up. When she wakes up, she wakes everyone else up and starts playing Spanish music while making breakfast. My house is a riot in the mornings."