alive : finney
pinballwhore : bruce
paperballs : billy
( vance, robin and griffin show up later. )
( nicknames changed later. )
- pluto has a fat ass
Sunday, 11:43 AM
alive: guys i love science and not for the elements
paperballs: we know
paperballs: i'm pretty sure i just lost my dog
pinballwhore: WHAT
paperballs: false alarm she's inside
- Sunday, 12:28 PM
pinballwhore: why the FUCK is robin arellano coming up to me
paperballs: bro what did u do
pinballwhore: I DON'T KNOW??
pinballwhore: IS HE GONNA BEAT ME UP?
alive: wait what
alive: i was sleeping
alive: WHY IS ROBIN ARELLANO COMING UP TO YOU?
pinballwhore: I'M ASKING MYSELF THE SAME QUESTION
pinballwhore: wait
paperballs: what
pinballwhore: he's asking about finney
alive: he is WHAT
pinballwhore: hold on
2 minutes later.
alive: ANY UPDATES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?
pinballwhore: LET ME TYPE THE CONVO
pinballwhore: r: hey, you're friends with finney blake, right?
b: yeah why
r: i didn't get to say thanks to him after science the other day, can you tell him i say "thank you for helping me, mi amor."
b: i can but what the fuck does mi amor mean
r: just tell him it
b: jesus okay
pinballwhore: then he walked away
alive: what the fuck does mi amor mean
paperballs: ya'll stupid fr
pinballwhore: DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?
paperballs: YES? HOW DO YOU NOT?
alive: I DON'T SPEAK FOREIGN LANGUAGES
paperballs: IT'S SPANISH BRO
alive: ohhh that makes sense
paperballs: yeaaahhhh
- Sunday, 14:17 PM
alive: BILLY
paperballs: HI
alive: DID YOU JUST FUCKING BREAK MY WINDOW WITH YOUR SILLY ASS NEWSPAPER
paperballs: that was your window?? ohhhhh
alive: you are a swine you vulgar little maggot. don't you know that you are pathetic? you worthless bag of filth. as we say in california, i'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. uou are a canker. a sore that won't go away. a zit on the butt of society. i would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. you are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. you are degenerate, noxious and depraved. i feel debased just for knowing you exist. i despise everything about you. you are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and i wish you would go away.
pinballwhore: tf is wrong with lawyers
paperballs: hey finney
alive: what
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