kids next door ; tbp chatfic

operation rinney should make up

double upload feeling generous

alive : finney
oser : bruce
paperballs : billy
twitter : robin
climatechange : vance
backbender : griffin
gwen : gwen

( nicknames changed throughout the book. )

- pluto has a fat ass
Friday, 18:08 PM.

gwen: FINNEY WENT ALL OUT AND SAID "i'm not talking to anyone until he apologises"

paperballs: TF DID HE DO??

gwen: THAT'S THE THING, I DON'T KNOW

loser: SO THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T SEEN FINNEY AT SCHOOL

gwen: AND THAT'S WHY HE BLOCKED YOU

loser: oh i didn't even realise that

backbender: 💀

climatechange: i think i have whiplash

gwen: ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME.

climatechange: OH AND WHIPLASH ISN'T A PRIORITY?

gwen: NO

climatechange: dang guess i'll go kms

paperboy: about time

climatechange: I WILL ACTUALLY ASSAULT YOU

paperboy: in what way

loser: vance you can't do that you'll get arrested

backbender: fr vance that's like so wrong you'll get cancelled on twitter

climatechange: are you implying that i meant sexual assault

loser: yep

backbender: yeah

paperboy: definitely 

climatechange: i get i'm a bad person but i'm not a dick

loser: ..yeahhh keep telling yourself that

gwen: GUYS.

gwen: FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND

backbender: wait what were we doing

loser: OH MY GOD ARE YOU STUPID.

gwen: i'll just get finney to call robin you're all no help at all go die

- Finney & Gwen
Friday, 18:24 PM. IRL

Gwen knocked on Finney's bedroom door. "Finney? It's Gwen, open up," there was no answer. "Finney?" again, no answer. "Fine, I'm coming in." Gwen opened the door, just to see Finney peacefully asleep, with tear tracks down his cheeks. Gwen hated seeing her brother like this, especially over some stupid boy.

"Finn, wake up." Gwen shook him a little bit, before he started to stir out of his sleep.

He groaned. "What?"

"I need you to call Robin. I know you're in an argument at the moment, but like I really need you to call him, please?" She pleaded.

"Ugh, fine." Gwen squealed and Finney picked up his phone, clicking on Robin's contact. He hesitated, but soon clicked the "Call" button.

It rang a few times, approximately 4, before someone picked up. "¡Sofía, Christina! ¡Cállate!" there was some rustling on the other line. "Hello?" he said.

"Hey Robin, it's Finn."

"Yeah, I know your voice. ¿Te detendrás? ¡Te arrancaré la cabeza! What the fuck do you want, Finney?" Finney assumed he was talking to his siblings when he spoke Spanish.

"Uh.."

"Well? Spit it the fuck out."

"Can I come over?" Finney stammered, very quickly. "I need to talk to you."

"Yeah, whatever. My cousins are over though. They might ask you a ton of questions in Spanish since they've never met you, so just sprint to my room." Robin said, sounding unamused.

"Cool, yeah, okay. See you then."

"Bye." Robin hung up and threw his phone back on to the couch, cleaning the toys that Sofía and Christina left lying out.

Finney, on the other hand, was trying to make himself look presentable. He brushed his hair, styling it with a straightener a bit. He curled it at the ends. He put his usual clothes on, a baseball-tee and jeans.

Soon, he made it. Finney chucked his bike to the side, and stepped up on the porch. He knocked on the door slightly, but loud enough for someone to hear it.

He could hear shouting through the door. "Oh my god Molly! You fucking bitch! Now Finn's gonna see that, I fucking hate you!" Robin yelled. "Sofía, get off me! I need to answer the door!"

"Why do you care if Finney sees it, Is he your boyfriend?" Molly commented. Molly was Robin's older sister. He loved her a lot, but he hated her guts so much.

When Robin opened the door, he flipped off Molly in the meantime. Molly just smirked, giving a small wave to Finney then soon disappearing into her room.

"So, are you coming in or what?" Robin was wearing a band t-shirt with a pair of sweatpants. His hair was messy, his eyes were drowsy, and there was a fresh cut on his neck. Finney stepped in, kneeling down to untie his shoelaces.

Before he could even touch the shoelace, two toddlers came running out. "Sofía, Christina, piss off! No le hagas un montón de preguntas a mi amigo, ¿quieres?" Robin said. Finney understood none of it, but he quickly slid his shoes off. "You done?" Finney nodded. "Right, come on."

Robin grabbed Finney's wrist and pulled him into his room, locking the door. Finney sat down on the bed, Robin sitting next to him. "What did you want to talk about?" Robin asked.

"Why are we in this stupid ass argument? I can't even remember what started it." Finney began.

"Well, I got into a fight, you said it was unnecessary, but he was talking shit about you! What was I supposed to do, let it happen?" Robin defended himself on his behalf. "Look, Finney. If you were in my perspective then you would know why I done it. You're my.. my friend, and I wanted to defend you."

Finney didn't know what to say. He just remained silent, until yelling was heard outside the door. "Robin, hijo de puta, sal aquí y trae a tu novio contigo." Molly said from outside.

"¡Él no es mi novio!" Robin yelled back. "Come on, Molly wants us. I'm gonna assume my abuela is here." Finney stood up, following Robin. Robin's abuela in fact was not there, but there was a movie displayed on the TV, with Sofia, Molly and Christina sat waiting.

"Look! We made you a movie date!" Sofia giggled. Robin choked back a smile, sighing to try and seem annoyed. "Molly said you were boyfriends, so we set this up." Robin had to choke back a smile, once again. Finney immediately went red.

"How many times do I have to say it! He is not my boyfriend." Robin emphasised the not more than he needed to. Finney just stood there, choking back a laugh as Robin's siblings made fun of him. "Oh you think this is funny?" Robin said. Finney started rapidly shaking his head.

"So we did this for nothing, huh? Even if you're just friends, a simple movie won't hurt." Molly added. Robin looked at Finney and Finney looked at Robin. They had a silent conversation, and agreed they would watch the movie together.

"Yeah, fine, whatever." Robin said.