Konoha's New Yellow Flash

Pass or Fail: Survival Test!

"He's late!" Naruto grumbled. I sighed and placed my face in my hands. We were the only ones waiting for our new sensei. He was late.

It's annoying. Naruto started complaining to Sakura. I ignored most of it. "Hey what are you doing?" Sakura asked. I looked over to my brother.

My eye twitched. He is such a child. He put an eraser in the doorway. "That's what he gets for coming late."

"Naruto, you know I love you right?" I asked. He looked at me confused. "Yes?" I sighed and looked him dead in the eyes. "This is the stupidest prank you have ever pulled and it's not going to work. Do you really think the sensei in charge of three genin is going to fall for something like this? He's in charge of our lives."

He fell. What? It's true. It's not like it'll work. A man opened the door and the eraser fell on silver hair. I blinked three times. The man had a jonin vest on and a mask on his face, covering the bottom half of his face and his head band is tilted and covered his left eye.

He . . . he fell for it. How in the hell did someone entrusted with our lives fall for such a kindergarten prank. Naruto started laughing while Sakura was apologizing. I just sat there. What the hell?! This is ridiculous!

"Hm, how can I put this?" He put his hand to his chin in thinking mode. "My first impression of this group; you're a bunch of idiots." My head fell. Well then. Nice to meet you too, jerk.

So we went to the rooftop of the building. "All right, why don't you introduce yourselves one at a time?" our sensei asked boredly.

He seems so excited to meet us! NOT! "Introduce ourselves? What should we say?" Sakura asked. She did not ask that. It's so simple! "Things you like. Things you hate. Dreams for the future. Hobbies. Things like that."

"Why don't you tell us stuff about you first? So we can see how it works." Naruto asked. Oh my god. My brothers a moron.

But I did want to know. "Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate. Hm I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future.  Never really thought about it. As for my hobbies, I have lots of hobbies."

I almost fell. He cannot be serious. "That was totally useless all he told us was his name." Sakura whispered. Naruto and I nodded.

Totally. "Okay, your turn. You on the right, you first." He indicated Naruto. Naruto smiled and adjusted his head band.

"Believe it, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka-sensei got at the Ichiraku noodle shop. But I hate the three minute wait you have to do after you poor the water in the cup. My hobbies are eating different kind of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage. Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and treat me like I'm somebody important."

I watched him from the corner of my eye.

He's so adamant about it. Next was Sakura. "I'm Sakura Haruno. What I like-uh- I mean the person I like is-" She glances at Sasuke.

Oh god not this again.  "Uh, my hobby is-uh." She looks at Sasuke and giggles again. I almost groaned. "My dream for the future is . . ." she giggles madly at this.

I sighed. This team will age me thirty years in a day I swear. "And what do you hate?" Kakashi asked. Uh-oh. She's going to say it. She stopped giggling and blushing. "Naruto!"

Naruto almost screamed as he went all sad. So Sasuke was next. "My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particular like anything. What I have is not a dream because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone."