An Implosion on This Wonderful World

Chapter 3: Weirder than a Crimson Demon

Chapter 3: Weirder than a Crimson Demon
Fanfic by: Geraint124x

(A/N: This fanfic... can someone diss this fanfic. If you want comment, please use the comment section instead because, I might made some mistakes and need to edit it. Thanks.)

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Inside the living room, there are people who are having a conversation.

"Harukin, I said you should properly introduce yourself," Yuiyui said.

"But Mom, that was a proper introduction." Harukin replied.

"Your member of Crimson Demon Clan so, you should at least do a cooler and longer introduction." Yuiyui tried to explain to her son.

"Okay Mom, but this time, I'll do it right." Harukin said then he looked again at Hiropon and Yunyun.

The village chief Hiropon has confuse expression while Yunyun has very happy expression, looking at her friend.

"Ahem..." Harukin cleared his throat then suddenly his facial expression became menacing and serious, he cross his arm then the tone of his voice changed while saying,

"My name is Harukin. I'm 5 years old. Our house is below the hill near the Crimson Demon Village, and I am a little crimson demon kid. I help on household chores and do hunting inside the forest, and I get home every day by 5 PM at the latest. I don't like slacking off, but I occasionally get lazy and just laid down on the floor. I'm in bed by 8 PM, and make sure I get nine hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were always no issues at my little body. I'm trying to explain that I'm a child who wishes to live a very quiet and slow life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with this world, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

(A/N: Yoshikage Kira self introduction.)

Hiropon expression became more confuse at what heard and saw, while Yunyun just gave him a wry smile.

Yuiyui expression became pale when she heard her son's introduction. She grabbed his arm and scolded him,

"Ha-ru-kin!" Yuiyui angrily called him with menacing aura.

"But Mom, you said that, it should be longer and cooler." Harukin said his excuses.

Yuiyui pinched both of his cheeks,

"I think, you lack discipline." she said.

"Mum, it urts," Harukin responded.

"Sorry for my son's behavior, Village Chief." Hyoizaburoo apologies.

Hiropon just waved both of his hands and said,

"No, it's no problem for us, I just want to thank him for helping my daughter."

"Okay then," Hyoizaburoo said then he glanced at Harukin, "Son, next time, you should introduce yourself in a Crimson Demon way."

Yuiyui let go of her son's cheeks then Harukin said, "Alright, Dad."

Suddenly, a they noticed white goose walking from the bedroom holding a black panties on it's beak.

"Ah, it's Mom's lewd underwear." Megumin shouted.

"Ehh?" Hyoizaburoo and Hiropon reddened in surprise.

"Kyaaaah! give back my underwear!" Yuiyui screamed.