[5] Text Messages

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My Dune Papa:
Timothee, is your sister interested in Pedro?

Timothee Chalamet:
Uhhhhhhhhhh....
I don't know
I can ask her?
OOH WAIT!
DAD
I think she does find him like super attractive
When we saw the Kingsman movie, I (unfortunately) recall her saying "I would let Whiskey choke me with the lasso and whip me with a thank you after each hit."
It was so uncomfortable I remember it

My Dune Papa:
Well, I'm not going to tell him that exactly but I'll let him know she does find him good looking. Or maybe I won't tell him that, he's got Anthony Mackie energy right now with the internet flaunting over him.
Hey is Sadie going to that even this weekend? Pedro is going, he can meet up with her.

Timothee Chalamet:
Look at us, father-son match making.
She's going! I was going to go with her but I'll tap out so that way her and Pedro can be dates.
I'm going to her house right now soooooooo

My Dune Papa:
Don't mention anything about Pedro asking her on a date!
Pedro just texted me saying that he's going to "handle it on his own" which is going to be scary but somehow he ends up making the right move. Just make sure she doesn't ask anyone else to go!
You're right, we are father-son match making haha!

Timothee Chalamet:
Make sure Pedro is prepared for her to be socially awkward though if he approaches her!
She's a strange lady. I don't even know how she kept Bobby around for so long

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