Daddy Issues [Pedro Pascal]

[36] Text Messages

The ClusterDucks
Members:
Sadie Pascal - Mom
Pedro Pascal - Dad
Timothee Chalamet - #1 Loser
Pauline Chalamet - Reigning Champ
Javiera Balmaceda Pascal - Plays by the Rule Book
Lux Pascal - Only Reads the Chat
Oscar Isaac - Pedro's Actual Wife
Anthony Mackie - Thinks He's #1
Taika Waititi - Rita's Shadow
Bella Ramsey - UNO and Only
Nico Parker - Living Dead Girl

Thinks He's #1:
I'm officially banning Bella and Pauline from game nights. They're too good and its unfair

Reigning Champ:
That is complete bullshit! How is that fair? Because you suck we have to be banned?!

UNO and Only:
You can't ban us anyway, only mom and dad can do that

#1 Loser:
I say majority rules and if we vote you two out, then it doesn't matter what they say. There's already two votes for you guys to leave so, who else???

Rita's Shadow:
I'm obviously on Mackie's side so there's three votes!

Living Dead Girl:
Absolutely not voting against my sister or Aunt Leen. 1-3

Only Reads the Chat:
This is the only time I'm ever replying to this chat. 2-3

Thinks He's #1:
WIFEY JAVIERA! You better make the right decision. And Oscar hurry up!

Plays by the Rule Book:
I actually want a chance to win so it would benefit me but I don't like leaving people out. 3-3

#1 Loser:
Come on Papa be on my side!

Thinks He's #1:
You have let me down, Javiera

Pedro's Actual Wife:
Sorry son, 4-3. You've been out voted

Thinks He's #1:
Alright, I'm not standing for this!
Pedro and Sadie ANSWER THE CHAT!
We need Bella and Pauline out now!

Reigning Champ:
Anthony, this is a whole new low for you. Having to beg to kick people out because you can't handle losing. I'm disappointed in you. Timmie, I'm not surprised.

Living Dead Girl:
Maybe we should kick you guys out because you're so bad

#1 Loser:
That's literally the dumbest decision ever! Kick out the people who continue to win EVERY DAMN TIME!

UNO and Only:
It's truly tragic. Almost makes me feel bad. Almost

Rita's Shadow:
I don't care what people say about you, you're actually so mean Bella!

Dad:
Sadie's having contractions so we're going to the hospital. We'll keep you guys posted but Javiera, Lux, and Pauline you guys need to meet us there.
And no, Bella and Pauline are not getting banned

Thinks He's #1:
Dammit
Fine
GO BECOME A DAD, PEDDRY!

UNO and Only:
OH MY GOD ITS BABY TIME!

Living Dead Girl:
Pauline, call us when there's news! Bella and I will be waiting by the phone!!
If you see this good luck, MOM!!!! Stay strong, you've got this! You're going to do amazing, we love you!!!

Reigning Champ:
I'm already with Lux so we'll go pick up Javiera. See you soon
I'm so excited!!!!

#1 Loser:
THIS IS IT! I'm gonna be an uncle! A UILF

Living Dead Girl:
Stop right now, Timothee. Just stop. No one wants that to be a thing