Lemon Cookie stared at the strange woman in awe. Was this the cause of all the strange occurrences?
Lemon Cookie: Who are you?
Timekeeper Cookie: I am Timekeeper Cookie, the keeper of time and Director of the Time Balance department. And I am YOU from the future!
Lemon Cookie: What?
Timekeeper Cookie: Just kidding, I’m your future child.
Lemon Cookie: WHAT?!
Timekeeper Cookie: I’m actually the government coming to collect your tax money!
Lemon Cookie: LADY! Stop with the riddles! Who on this miserable planet are you!?
Timekeeper Cookie: Ok, ok. Sheesh.
I am your mother.
Lemon Cookie:................
Timekeeper Cookie: That’s right! You have a parent!
Lemon Cookie: What do you mean………..
Timekeeper Cookie: I created you! Well……..I created your recipe.
Lemon Cookie: You’re my mom?……..
Timekeeper Cookie: Yup, you’re my kid. Can’t you see the resemblance?
Lemon Cookie: No.
Timekeeper Cookie: Yeah, you're right. Your haircut looks stupid. You look like you crawled out of a Walmart trash bin. You look like you’re in an emo rock band, you look like you live in your grandma's basement rent free. And you look like a neurotypical.
Lemon Cookie: Ouch.
Timekeeper Cookie: Where do you think you got your ability to roast people?
Lemon Cookie: Wait, then who’s my dad?
Timekeeper Cookie: Me.
Lemon Cookie: Ok, now you're just confusing me.
Timekeeper Cookie: I can be a woman, I can be a man, I can be a Walmart trash can.
But to make things less complicated, just call me mom.
Lemon Cookie: So I don’t have a second parent?
Timekeeper Cookie: Corect!
Lemon Cookie: You’re my mom.
Timekeeper Cookie: That’s right, my child.
Lemon Cookie: WHERE THE F*** HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THESE YEARS!!!????
Timekeeper Cookie: S**** this was what I was afraid of.
Lemon Cookie: Why the hell did you decide to show up now? I’M A FREAKING ADULT!
Timekeeper Cookie: Alright, you clearly didn’t read the letter that I sent you. So let me explain this to you.
A while ago, Croissant Cookie gave me the idea to create the perfect cookie. So I spent a few days coming up with the perfect cookie recipe. When I finally did, I realized that I didn’t have the experience to make cookies.
So I went to these human scientists who were also trying to create the perfect cookie. I gave them the recipe and they got to work.
And of course, they made you. And you came out perfect. When I first saw your adorable little face, I thought of you as my child. I wanted to take care of you, but I realized that I don’t know how to raise children.
So I left you on your own with someone who I thought was the right cookie to look after you.
I was wrong. So I brought you to this island to keep a close eye on you.
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Cookie Run: Battle for Survival: Season 2
HumorYup, that's right. We're back once again.With three hosts instead of two and 26 contestants. Some old characters returning for more and some brand new faces are here for a wild ride. This time the stakes are higher, the drama is juicier then ever, t...
