Ep. 21: Slay The Day

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Vagabond Cookie was sitting down on the beach, writing things down.

Vagabond Cookie: Hmmmmm, this looks pretty good so far!

Rebel Cookie then sat down next to him, looking tired.

Vagabond Cookie: Oh! Well good morning Rebel Cookie?

Rebel Cookie:  Good............

Rebel Cookie didn't even finish his sentence.

Vagabond Cookie: Are you okay? You don't look too good.

Rebel Cookie fell onto the sand.

Rebel Cookie:  I pulled an all nighter. 

Vagabond Cookie: Oh? Why?

Rebel Cookie: Spying on people, you know, the usual.

Vagabond Cookie: Ah, you should really get more sleep. You look horrible.

Rebel Cookie: I know, don't judge me too much.

Vagabond Cookie: Well do you know what I thought of doing?

Rebel Cookie: Hmm?

Vagabond Cookie: I'm gonna write a book!

Rebel Cookie: That's nice..........

Vagabond Cookie: I'm gonna write a nice book of a story that's told through poems! Because that's super original!

Rebel Cookie: Buddy, you're not gonna believe this-    

Vagabond Cookie: And I was planning on writing about you! I could write 200 poems about you! What do you think?

Rebel Cookie nods his head and slumps over.

Vagabond Cookie: Great! I'm gonna write a bunch of poems that describe how cool you are! And how brave, and smart, and hot. Really hot

He looks over at Rebel Cookie who's now snoring in the sand.

Vagabond Cookie: Good thing he didn't hear that last part! I would have been screwed if he did.

Choco Wearhound was pouring hot water into a fancy china cup.

Choco Wearhound Brute: This is a really relaxing morning. It's like nothing can go wrong.

Affogato Cookie bursts into the room.

Affogato Cookie: SERVANTS! I NEED MY MORNING COFFEE! EXTRA SUGAR!

Choco Wearhound Brute: AFFOGATO! No need for the screaming!

Affogato Cookie: But you scream all the time!

Choco Wearhound Brute: But it's 5:54 am!

Affogato Cookie: BUT I WANT MY COFFEE AT 5:54 AM! TELL THE SERVANTS TO GET ME IT!

Choco Wearhound Brute:  WE DON'T HAVE ANY SERVANTS!

Affogato Cookie:  THEN WHO ARE THE CREEPS FILMING US!?

Choco Wearhound Brute: THE CAMERA CREW!

Affogato Cookie: WELL TELL THEM TO SERVE ME COFFEE! YOU! GET ME A LATTE!

Choco Wearhound Brute: THAT'S THE MIC GUY!

Affogato Cookie: AND? HE STILL NEEDS TO GET ME COFFEE!

Choco Wearhound Brute: WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE SOUND IF HE DOES!

Licorice Cookie: CAN YALL SHUT THE F**** UP!?

Choco Wearhound Brute: sorry.........

Licorice Cookie: Ugh, look, i need some personal life advice

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 18 ⏰

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