Fandom Belarus: BIG BROTHER LETS GET MARRIIIIEDDDDD MARRY ME IVAN, COME ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO LETS FUCKKKK BIG BROTHERRRRRRR-*gets axe and chops down door*
Reality Belarus: Hey big brother, we should get married. No no, its not creepy at all. *Smiles*
Or
Fandom Belarus: AMERICA COME HERE SO I CAN FUCKING KILL YOU AND/OR HAVE HOT SEX WITH YOUUUU-
Reality Belarus: Haha, America you dick.
Fandom Canada: H-H-H-Hey g-guys.....g-g-guys??.....someone???....p-please notice m-m-m-me.... *looks down and hugs Kuma sadly*
Reality: *In a quiet voice* Notice me, damnit. -_- Bunch of hosers....
Fandom Ships: *death, gunshots, stab wounds, tears* *kisses, makeout sessions, rough sex, instant knowledge of dirty foreplay by virgins* *too many AUs to mention* * The 'what in the actual fuck portion'* *two countries fall in love that have never even met before*
Reality:
Austria; damnit, I'm an old lonely man. ._.
*Mild fluff and a few scattered sexual innuendos with no actual relationship commitment*
Fandom Papa Hima:
*GOD*
Reality Papa Hima:
*just a clever Asian dude chillin out and trollin the Otakus, yo*
Fandom Prussia:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'M AWESOME BOIIIII. *chugs beers*
Reality Prussia:
*I'm so lonely*
*God damnit, Ludwig*
*Beer*
*Gilbird*
*Trolololol*
Fandom Ukraine:
*Is a dumbfuck who doesn't know her huge ass boobs are fuckin hot*
Reality Ukraine:
Oh yeah, I know I'm hot. I actually used to show people my boobs, but y'know... Apparently that's "inappropriate".
