Me: *sitting on the couch texting* -_-
Roommate: *walks in eating a Turkey sandwich*
Me: *looks up* ....WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO TREVOR?!??!?!?!?? O.O
Roommate: ..... *slowly throws sandwich into nearby plant*
Me: *chases her with a vacuum*
---------For those who don't know,Trevor is @AmericanFacepalm 's OC Massachusetts' pet Turkey. XD----------
