When we were kids-
Boy: Haha I put gum in your hair!!!
Girl: YOU TOUCHED ME?!???!COOTIES!!!!!!! *runs away screaming bloody murder*
Boy:No wait but I wuv you!!! T.T
Girl: *already halfway to Tokyo*
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Now-
Girl: I'm a loner for life man. T.T *cuddles chocolate and anime*
Boy:.... *shrugs and walks away* Meh. *goes and gets high with his buddies*
