Me: *starts singing* My ex girlfriend!My ex girlfriend!
Belarus: *appears creepily videotaping Russia while he sleeps* HEHEHEHEHEHHEE~ @w@
Me: *still singing* Even though I said were through~
Belarus: *dragging Russia into the closet*
Russia: NO PLEASE DON'T. *scared shitless*
Me: *still singing* She still sticks to me like glue!
Belarus: *handcuffs herself to Russia* LOOK BIG BROTHER NOW WE CAN BE ONE,DA?!?!?? =w=
Russia: Please.....help.....me.... T.T
Me: *finishes song* My Ex Girlfriend and meeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Belarus: *dragging Russia to the basement* LETS GO BECOME ONE!!!!!!
Russia: *clawing at the floor* IS NOBODY GOING TO STOP HER?!?!?!?!
The other Axis Powers: Meh. *shrugs*
