Me: *sitting at desk casually doing my work*
Pencil/paper/eraser: *rolls off desk and all the way across the room* MWAHAHAHAHAH SO LONG MUDDAFUKA!!!
Me: NOOOOOOO!!!!! *flails* BABY COME BACK!!!!!YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!!! T.T
Professor:....what are you doing? e.e
Me: Mourning.
Professor:Oh I'm sorry.Who died?
Me: My pencil/paper/eraser left me. v.v
Professor:.....get out of my class. -_-
Me: *walks out flipping everyone off* FTW!!!!! *Shuts door and presses face against the glass,making a bunch of stupid faces and being a dumbfuck*
Professor: *calls cops*
Me: SHIT. *dives into the closet with Russia*
