ThatStalker23 Says:
Explain your whole life in one sentence and I dare you to read an R-18 yuri doujinshi @-@ (I dont care for yuri, but i want to see you read one~!)
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My whole life in one sentence?Okay....
"People hurt me bad but I still love everyone and everything."
I'm more of a 'forgive and forget' person.
Now on to the dare!!!~
Okay,what THE HELL is a Yuri dounjishi?!?! *goes to Google Search* hm... *sees pictures that pop up on Google Images* AH WHAT THE FUCK MY FUCKING GOD WHO THE HELL WOULD WANT THIS SHIT?!????!?!?!?!???? *runs out of the room to clean my retinas with bleach* Okay,okay.... *takes deep breath* I can do this.
~~~~for the part where I actually read it ill put it in a different format. XD~~~~
I took a deep breath and sat at the computer again.I called up one of my white friends on advice and she told me of an interesting Yuri manga or something.She sent me a link and sorta giggled...which was weird.I asked what it was and she was like "just read it!" so I said okay.Here I am,being all stoic and emotionless and bored when I click on it.I start reading and the first few pages were like,introductions and conversations."Okay....not too bad.OOH SHE HAS A CAT!!!!",I grinned as I spotted a cat on the page.I kept reading,and that's when it got weird.I clicked the next page and all of as sudden I SEE THESE TWO MOTHERFUCKERS WITHOUT CLOTHES.AND HER FINGERS WERE SHOVED UP THAT CHICKS VAGINA AND SHE FUCKING CAME ON HER FINGERS THEN SHE STARTED LICKING THE INSIDE OF HER FUCKING PUSSAY AND FREAKY SHIT WENT ON WITH A MOP.ITS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT WAS INFLUENCED BY CLEANING SUPPLIES AND GAY JAPANESE PEOPLE OBSESSED WITH THE 80'S.THEY ARE IN A DAMN CLOSET THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!I mean,DAMN.THEIR TITTIES WERE HANGING OUT AND THE OTHER GIRL......OH GOD.HER LEGS WERE SPREAD.OH FUCKING SHIT.......I CAN NEVER UNSEE WHAT I JUST SAW.I tried to exit but all these pop up ads for FEMALE STRIPPERS AND REAL LIFE NUDE PICS CAME UP.I quickly shut my laptop and threw it across the desk as I ran to the bathroom and dunked my head in a bucket of cold water.My hands were shaking by the time I walked back in to my room.I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN MOTHERFUCKERS.AS THAT GUY SAID-I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER.And you know,your reading this and you see the first scene and your like 'WOAAAAAA' then you see more and your like 'WOAAOAOAAAAAAA' and its just so traumatizing that you keep on reading and that's EXACTLY WHAT I DID.I had to go through six pages of horror....SIIIIXXXXXXX.TELL MY SISTER I LOVE HER AND MAKE SURE ALL MY VALUABLES GO TO MY ROOMMATE BECAUSE SATAN IS COMING TO COLLECT MY SOUL NOW.I got up again after making sure my laptop wasn't broken.No fucking way I was going to open it again though.I left it on my bed and silently got up to the bathroom.
If you'll all excuse me now,I must go take a shower with holy water and bleach.
