Okay.I'm wishing you guys a SUPER late merry Christmas and early Happy New Year.Sorry I've been gone so long gais.But I be back. >:D *glomps all of u*
And so,T'was the week after Christmas when all through the house,crazy ass England was running around without clothes,although for some reason he felt the need to wear a Santa hat.Kugel Mugel was smoking weed with Austria,Iceland was rolling some blunts with Norway,Sealand was snorting some crack with Sweden,Seychelles was poppin that molly with France,and Germany was takin hits off a hookah with Prussia.Meanwhile,Canada went all Manada and went out into the Siberian winter to chop some wood for the fire,cuz he's a real man.Alfred spiked the eggnog,Finland was crying in a corner because of the severe Christmas mental scarring,and Greece joined Gold's Gym.Shits aboot to get real,muddafuckas.
*to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer*
Gilbert the red eyed country
Had a very sexy pose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it shows.
All of the other countries
Used to laugh and call him names
They wouldn't let poor Gilbert
Join in any Olympic games (duh cuz he's not a country anymore)
Then one hazy Christmas Eve
Finland came to say
'Gilbert with your eyes so bright
Won't you drive us drunk bastards home tonight?'
Then all the countries loved him
As they shouted out with glee;
'Gilbert the red eyed country
You've already gone down in history!!!'(as the fallen country of Prussia)
Lol wtf am I even doing.....Idk its 2:50AM here so I'm getting some much needed sleep.See ya my lovelies. XD Peace~
P.s-UndeadSoul DOES NOT approve of or encourage the use of drugs.Just sayin'.That shit'll fuck u up. >->
~Sou-San
