Me: *casually sitting at the park sucking up WiFi* hmmhmhmhmhmmm.
Little Girl: *walks past*
Me: OHMYGOD. *jumps up and goes over,crouching in front of her* OH MY GOD ITS SO ADORABLE.LOOK AT IT,ITS SO TINY!!!!!
Little Girl: ;~; D-D-DADDY!!!!
Dad: Mam could you step away from my daughter? O.o
Me: BUT LOOK AT IT!!!!ITS SO TINY!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD ITS LIKE THOSE LITTLE FANCY DOGS YOU CAN PUT IN A PURSE!!!!!!! *hugs the kid and TOTALLY NOT CREEPILY smells her* OMG IT EVEN HAS THAT NEW BABY SMELL!!!!!!
Little Girl: *starts crying*
Dad: *calls cops*
Me: FUCK NOT AGAIN. *hides in closet again with Russia*
Cops:....your in the middle of a park.Your not even hiding in a closet,your hiding behind a random door in the middle of the sidewalk with a creepy guy.
Me: @3@ I DON'T TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!!!! *jumps on Russia* AWAY,MY STALLION!!!!!
Russia: *dumps me on the ground and walks away*
Me: SHIET.YOU TRAITOR!!!!
