Me: Hey guys how do you make babies??
America: I know how!!!! *appears laying in front of a fireplace with his shirt off* My mommy does it by the fire.Fire makes her hot.Heat makes her babeeehhhs. B)
England: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU MAKE BABIES!!!!!
America: Then how do you do it you meanie?? :'(
England: Babies require lubrication! *Dumps bucket of water on himself and does slow mow hair flip after taking off his shirt too*
Molossia: That's not how you make babies either!!!! e.e
Molossia: First,you take the bagel *holds up bagel* and the doggy! *holds up hot dog* then you.......
America and England: Ooohohohhh.... /)@w@(\
Molossia: CHOP THEM ALL UP!!! *cuts them up with knife* NOM NOM NOM *shoves hot dog in his mouth*
America: *screams and hides*
England: *soul leaves his body*
China: I know how to make babies!!!!
England,America,and Molossia: How?!?!
China: ...... *five minutes later* ..... *shoots nerf dart gun*
Russia: Hey guys I'm home!I was just- *nerf dart gets stuck on his forehead* .... Oh no I'm pregnant. =.= *holds up positive pregnancy test*
America England and Molossia: Ooohhhh..... =w= *all clapping*
Me: ....... *leaves*
-------this was totally stolen from a YouTube vid on Creepypastas.I changed it up though. XD---------
