Epic Rap Battle #1-America vs. Canada

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Me: Okay all you party animals!!!Were getting some very special guests as rappers today!!Here ya go guyz!!!!

Canada: *walks up and picks up the Mic*

Canada Fangirls: *scream* CANADA I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES!!!!!!I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!

Canada: ....ANYWAY!!

Hey bitches!Matthiew and Kuma in the house tonight!We gonna drop some sick spits so get ready!!!!! *points to Austria* Drop me a beat Austria!!

Austria: *grumbles* I'm not getting paid enough for this.... *scratches records and turns on awesome beats with kick ass bass* X3

Canada: Yeah!

Walk up in the club and all the chicks go crazy

I know your memory must be a little hazy

But try to keep up ya lazy little fatass

While your hungover I'm with grandma at Sunday mass

Cuz yeah that's the way I roll

wanna get near me better pay a toll

All these sick spits I drop with ease

I know that you wanna be Canadian please!

Now don't let me scare you,don't leave in such a hurry!

Yeah that's also what you said before abolishing slavery!

And what about those women?Ya treat em like shit!

Your bitches be sayin-

Seychelles,Hungary,Taiwan,and Ukraine: We quit. *were totally paid* @.@

You got no swag,but ladies dig my style

Sorry but ill be in the bedroom for quite a while!

How can you beat me-your high in debt!

China and the others haven't been paid back yet!

Ya nasty little piggy

Why don't you run on home to papa iggy?

Ya your heritage is burnt food and crooked ass teeth

I got maple-sweet like my women-who always want what's beneath!

Yeah papa France taught me well

So I make all the bitches moan and yell

Son you just got BURNT by me!

Just like yo papas scones-wait he's across the sea!

Spoiled little brat,didn't wanna pay him back then

And ya still don't,owing poor Yao so many Yen!

Man I can hit B flat x eighty-three

But you can't even hit puberty!

Come on Alfie,don't get so distressed

Did I happen to mention I'm impressed?

You gave fat a new name

Made losing your game

Managed to stay out of the way of my fame

Oh but you know when I get the mic you won't be the same!

All this shit I say,think you can do better?

I'm your master bro,which makes you my bitch-an English Setter!

When I breathe into this mic my homies be sayin "True,true."

But then YOU walk in and ladies say-

Kuma: Who are you?

*huge explosion noise and fireworks as Canada drops the Mic and walks off stage*

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America: *picks up mic* Justin Beiber and Celine Dion. *drops mic and walks away all badass like*

Me: OHMYGOD WINNER IS AMERICA!!!!! XD

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A/N:Yo,meh goats!Sorry this sucked.It was my FIRST time writing rap. XD I'm sorry it sucked don't hate me!Anyway,if you want certain countries to rap battle eachother,comment which countries you want and ill happily write it! :D Ta-ta for now!

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