Yo guys whut up.So I saw like,EVERYONE making spoof Mary Sues a while back,and was tempted to make one.Buuuut I decided to wait because now that nobody else is making them anymore,ill be the only one to put one up now.Fashionably late,am I not? .XD
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Mary Sue-Paris.
Name: Diamond Chanelle
Age: 20.
Looks:Gorgeous fuckin curly Brown hair and perfectly tanned skin with mysterious purple eyes.Doesn't matter that this bitch is French,she's still a tan sexy ass.Speaking of asses,she's got an itty bitty waist and will shove those big round things in yo face.Dats right.Huge boobs and ass.Like,huge.Oh and she has perfect complexion and tiny feet cuz apparently that's feminine. >.> This bitch don't need perfume.She has a rare medical condition where her sweat gives off the aroma of roses and vanilla. xD
Wears:This classy gal only goes for Gucci,Prada,and other designer brands.No way will she be caught dead wearing stuff like that Hollister crap or whatever.
Personality: Super kind and generous,and has over 14 Nobel Peace prizes.Oh and she also will probably go to heaven for that one time she saved a squirrel from getting run over by her BMW.
Backstory:She's related to France,Spain,and Russia.So she's a perfect combination of beautiful,sexy,and intimidating.Total badass.Netherlands was madly in love with her,so he gave her all his money.Now he's broke and she's a rich lil' slut.Nuff said.
Pet: Basically any animal can be her pet!This hoe is Snow fucking White.Little animals love her.Did I mention once she tamed a wild shark?
Relationship: Susan.That's right.Berwald fucking Oxenwhateverhislastnameis was soooooo overcome by her charm and beauty,he turned straight for her.
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okay......I'm done.OW. ;-; *SHOOTS SELF MULTIPLE TIMES*
