Girl: I think you should consider losing weight. ^.^ *sips Starbucks coffee*
Friend: LEMME AT HER!!!!! *foaming at the mouth*
Me: Patience child,all in good time. =w= *turns to Girl* Do you work out?
Girl: No but there's this really great gym I've heard abo-
Me: Exactly bitch.The only exercise you get is running your mouth,jumping to conclusions,and side-stepping responsibility.
Friend: DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl: .... :'|
#ImAboutThisLife
