Corny Jokes

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Me: *staring at Finland*

Finland: What?

Me: Are you gonna 'Finnish' your slushie??

Finland: =.=

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Me: *getting arrested by the cops with Norge* CRAP!!

Norway: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

Me: I know!!!!There's NORWAY out of this!!!

Norway: Fucking kill me now. =.=

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Me: *in the closet with Russia*

Russia: *leaving*

Me: Hey wait!!!Ivan where are you Russian off to?!

Russia:.... *scary purple aura*

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Me: *doing homework*

China: *walks in* Ni-hao,aru! :3

Me: Yao!!can't you see I'm China finish my work????

China: *gets out Wok* -_-

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Me: *hits Spain with a shovel*

Spain: OWWWW!!!!

Me: Awww Antonio looks like your in a lot of sPAIN.

Spain: *gets out shotgun*

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#Trolled. XD

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