OMG.MY LIFE IS SOUTH PARK. XD I was in class and it went like this:
Professor: Alright now students,lets work on our Algebra. *Calls on my roommate* Can you tell me the hypotenuse of this acute triangle using Pythagorean Theorem??
Hannah(My roommate) : .....24?
Professor:....How about we get an answer from someone who ISN'T a complete retard?
Emma(my friend) : *raises hand* I think I know the answer! :D
Me: *mocks her like an asshole* XD
Emma: Ey!!Shut up fatass!!
Me: EY!!!Don't call me fatass you fucking Jew!!!! ((She's Jewish. XD ))
Professor: *gasp* Did you just say the 'F' word,Mrs.Forer????
Me: Jew?
Emma: No!He's talking about fuck!You can't say fuck in school fatass!!
Professor: Emma!!!
Me: Well why the fuck not?!?!?!
Professor: Lali!!!
Hannah: Dude you just said fuck again!!!!
Professor: Hannah!!!!!
Me: FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK FUCK!!!!
Professor: Lali!!!How would you like to be dismissed from my class?!?? D:<
Me: How would YOU like to suck my big black nine incher? *totally casual about it*
Class: *gasp*
Professor: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?!!
Me: oh I'm sorry. *pulls out intercom* I SAID, how would you like to suck my big black nine incher,Mr.Hatchard? .-.
Erin(the guy that sits beside me) : .....Holy shit dude.
