Ciel: The Undertaker has been getting a lot more creative lately, don't you think?
Y/N: LMAO I try not to
Y/N: *picking up a drawing from her bed* Aw, some child drew a funny-looking giraffe
Ciel: There aren't any children here
Soma: *clutching a pencil and shaking* It's an alpaca
Agni: Her red flags are big
Agni: But so are her boobs
Sebastian: I am so lonely...
Sebastian: Why must I live this life alone in solitude
Ciel, Agni and Y/N: *Reach out to pat him on the back*
Sebastian: Don't fucking touch me!
Sebastian: ...
Sebastian: Will this loneliness ever end?
Ciel: Okay, Y/N, it's time for us to leave Weston. Put down McMillan and Harcourt
Y/N: *hugging her two newest sons closer*
Ciel, who doesn't want to share his mom: Y/N, no!
Y/N: They are mine now
They put the...
Ciel: sad in sadist
Soma: moron in oxymoron
Undertaker: pathetic in sympathetic
Sebastian: cat in catastrophe
Y/N: apostrophe in who're
Grey: eat in breathe
Grelle: the laughter in manslaughter
Cheslock: We are playing Scrabble and it is a nightmare
Y/N: Scrabble? Scrabble is great
Cheslock: Not when you play with Clayton and Bluewer.
Edward: They put words like "ephemeral" and I put..."me"
Violet: You call it "bad at darts"
Violet: I call it "freestyle acupuncture"
Lizzie: I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous
Y/N: Holding a really sharp knife to their neck usually does the trick for me
Edward: As a boy I can confirm that this makes me really nervous
Redmond: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Violet, Cheslock and Artist!Y/N: They do.
Redmond: ...
Redmond: Why did you say that with such certainty?
Maurice: Did you know James cried after getting one question wrong in math?
Ciel: You can't judge him for that. He could have had a really bad day. I mean, he did have to sit next to you.
Y/N, holding a gun: What should I do with this?
Ciel: Shoot Maurice
Sebastian: Yeah, shoot Maurice
Maurice: How about don't do that
Y/N: At the bottom of the pyramid-Clayton. You were good. I'm waiting for you to be great.
Y/N: Next-Edward. You didn't stick out to me.
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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓'𝖘 𝕷𝖎𝖔𝖓: 𝕮𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖙
FanfictionThe third book in the series The Queen's Lion. The Queen's Lion and The Queen's Lion: Disciplined can be found on my page and are needed to understand the premises and plot of this book. Y/N has disappeared without a trace. The closest thing to a cl...
