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While in bed with my husband, I asked, "Can you stay with me for life?"

My husband replied, "Yes."

I continued, "What if I die? If I die, you can't find another one."

My husband said, "Why? You're already dead."

I replied, "I'm not even here anymore, so you shouldn't have anything to hold on to. You should pack up and come find me."

My husband, playing with his phone, proudly said, "No, my life has just begun."

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