Who's Better?

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At the art museum, a family of three stood in front of Leonardo da Vinci's self-portrait.

The mother said, "Da Vinci is really good. He can draw, and he knows about physics, mathematics, architecture, astronomy...almost everything."

Her kindergarten-aged daughter asked, "Can da Vinci make red meat?"

The mother was taken aback and said, "Um, I don't think so."

The daughter looked at her dad and said, "Then you're still better!"

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