When the traffic police asked a driver if he had been drinking, the driver replied, "No!" The traffic police then asked, "How does your breath smell?" The driver responded, "I had a beer."
The traffic police then stated, "Beer is also considered wine!" The driver asked, "Is a snail a cow?" The traffic police replied, "No." The driver continued, "Is a bride a mother?" The traffic police again replied, "No." The driver then asked, "Is a lathe a bed? Is a waterfall a cloth? Is mercury silver?" The traffic cop replied, "No." Finally, the driver asked, "Is beer wine?" to which the traffic police answered, "No!"
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100 Laughs: A Collection of Humorous Short Stories
Short StoryIn "100 Laughs," readers will find a collection of 100 funny, light-hearted short stories that will leave them smiling and chuckling. From misadventures in the workplace to unexpected encounters on the street, these stories showcase the everyday hum...
