Haunted

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Someone bought a new suite and asked a feng shui master to come to the house to take a look. The owner said, "Master, I'm from the south and I bought this house to settle in the north, but I've recently noticed that the house is full of gusts of wind that give people chills. Could it be haunted?" The feng shui master twirled his beard and quietly replied, "In the north, we don't pay the heating bill in winter, so that's how it feels!"

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