Tanning the quilt

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At night, the husband got ready to go to bed and felt the quilt, then couldn't help but shout, "Wife, our son wet the bed last night, and I told you to take out the quilt in the morning to dry it...?"
The wife replied, "Yes, I sun-dried it."The husband wondered, "But it's so sunny today, why isn't the quilt dry? Where did you put it?"The wife played with her phone without looking up and said, "Oh, I put it on my social media account."

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