Change of position

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On a cold winter day, a less-dressed woman was sitting by the window on the bus. Although the window was closed, the cold wind was still blowing in. The handsome man sitting next to her offered to change seats, saying, "Excuse me, would you like to change seats with me?"

The woman got up and said, "Thank you. This position is really cold."

As the handsome man moved over, he suddenly exclaimed, "Oh no! Your face powder got into my eyes, and now I can't open them!"

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