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Dare had accidentally scratched off the magnetic strip on the back of his bank card and couldn't withdraw any money from the ATM. He had no choice but to go to the counter to get a replacement.

The bank staff asked him, "Why did you scratch off the magnetic stripe?"

Dare replied, "I wanted to see if I could win the lottery with it!"

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