Kaigaku and Zenitsu

chapter 28

"The entertainment district?" Tanjiro questioned like the country bumpkin he was.

"Y-You know in the place with all those beautiful woman, a-and nicely shape you know what I mean right? Come on!" Zenitsu stammered before turning red at the thought.

Both Inosuke and Tanjiro looked at him in confusion.

"Listen up!" The hashira yelled at them.

"I am a god you three are trash. That's the first bit of info you need to pound into your heads, so drive it in. You turn into dogs when I say so, you turn into monkeys when if I tell you, so be ready to bend backwards and bend to my every whim and worship me like the god I am!" The hashira yelled.

"Oh god this guy is crazy" Zenitsu thought as Tanjiro raised his hand, "quick question lord Uzui, what are you the god of?" Tanjiro asked as Zenitsu sighed praying that Tanjiro was playing dumb.

"Great question pupil, you have great potential" Uzui grinned, "what potential lies in a stupid question like that?" Zenitsu thought.

"I am the god of festivals, god of flashiness" Uzui said, "yeah more like the god of craziness" Zenitsu thought.
"well I am the king of the mountains, it's a pleasure to meet you god of festivals" Inosuke introduced.

"I've never heard of you. Odd something about you creeps me out" Uzui said.

A quick flash of thunder went over Zenitsu's head after he said that.

"You're kidding me right?! You two are a match made in heaven cringeworthy!" Zenitsu thought, Inosuke screamed as he was about to attack the hashira but was stopped by Tanjiro. "You want creepy?! I'll show you creepy" Inosuke yelled, "take it easy Inosuke!" Tanjiro said, "creepy" Uzui said.

"He's totally oblivious to the fact that they're the same person" Zenitsu thought.

"Alright that's enough fooling around let's go" Uzui said turning around as Inosuke continued to yell at him.

"Follow me" He said as he soon disappeared before Zenitsu's eyes, "he disappeared?" Zenitsu questioned, "look up there" Tanjiro pointed as Zenitsu looked.

"He's fast look how far he got" Zenitsu said completely surprised that had caught him off guard, "so this is the power of the god of festivals" Inosuke said, "no way he's just Mr Uzui Tengen a hashira" Tanjiro smiled assuring his two friends.

"We'll what's the we waiting for let's go after him!" Zenitsu said as he dashed off with Inosuke and Tanjiro following him.

"Please be careful!" Aoi shouted.

"Please be careful and safe travels!"

Later

After many hours of running Mr Uzui made them board a carriage as it took them the rest of the way and into the entertainment district.

Zenitsu gulped as a light blush appeared on his face from looking at all the pretty woman.

"Listen you three, try not to stand out. We're only here to case the joint. And whatever you do don't get out of the carriage" Uzui ordered, but just as he said that Zenitsu got off the carriage along with Inosuke, "what are you guys doing?" Tanjiro asked getting off to retrieve them.

"Come back you two!" Tanjiro whispered yelled to them.

"What a bunch of hard headed idiots!" Zenitsu heard Uzui yell and he sweatdropped but continued to look around. He was glad that he was able to bring Kaigaku this time but he has to keep him in his box or else Mr Uzui would get in trouble.

"You weren't wrong about this place Aniki, it is beatufuil" Zenitsu smiled as he looked around.

But Zenitsu got dragged back by Uzui.