Blog 4:
*the team talking about random things in the living room*
Vision: according to a scientist at harvard, hair is the thinnest thing in the world.
Y/n: well, they obviously haven't seen my patience.
*the team starts laughing*
Nat, shaking her head: and you obviously haven't seen my patience with you.
*the team laughs even more*
Y/n: yeah, but you still love me more than anything. *winks at Nat*
Nat, sighs and rolls her eyes: unfortunately, that I do... *trying not to smile*
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Blog 5:
*an angry Natasha walking into the living room, Y/n following not far behind trying to apologize*
Clint, sighs: what did you do again, Y/n?
Y/n: she asked me if she was the only one I've ever been with and I said yes.
*everyone got confused and looked at Nat*
Nat, giving Y/n a death stare: tell them what you said after...
Y/n who is terrified af, gulps and mumbles: all the others were nines and tens...
Pepper, shaking her head: you and Tony really are siblings.
Nat: and I can't believe we married them...
*team bursts out laughing*
*Tony, tries to give Y/n a highfive*
Y/n, pushing her brother's face away: nope.
Y/n to Nat, pouting and giving Nat puppy eyes: baby, I'm sorry, please. I was just kidding.
Nat who can't really stay mad at her wife, sighing: fine. but you owe me dinner tonight.
Y/n, smiling like a kid who got a candy: done!
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Blog 6:
Y/n: if you think that your microwave collecting data and the TV spying on you is bad enough... the vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
*everyone groans*
Nat: I have no idea how I'm still head over heels in love with you...
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Blog 7:
Bruce: Albert Einstein was a genius and worthy of praise and study.
Y/n: yeah, and his brother, Frank, was an absolute monster.
*Nat not knowing whether to be proud of her girlfriend or something*
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
