Blog 139:
Y/n: would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?
Nat: a matter baby?
Y/n: yeah.
Nat: what's a matter baby? *realizes* ...
Y/n: *giggles* nothing sugar, what's the matter wichu?
Nat: *shakes her head and giggles* you're such a dumbass.
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Blog 140:
*after training, everyone talking about where they want to go*
Wanda: i want to go to Japan.
Nat: i want to go to Italy.
*looks at Y/n*
Y/n: *looks back at them* home! i wanna go home!
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Blog 141:
Y/n: i'm never eating meat again. i quit that shit. it's cruel.
Nat: that's nice babe, i'm gonna enjoy my kfc right now.
Y/n: babe, remember that chicken once had a family...
Nat: that's why i've ordered a family bucket. ain't no motherfucker left behind, it's a family meal.
Y/n: *not knowing whether to laugh or not* ...babe... 😭
*everyone hearing the conversation laughs*
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Blog 142:
Y/n: babe i did something terrible...
Nat: it's okay, i have a shovel.
Y/n: wait, what?? what do you think i did??
Nat: shhh, it doesn't matter, no one will know...
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Blog 143:
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(i know this really, really short but i still want to put a warning: mention of being suicidal)
Y/n: i'd literally take a bullet for you.
Nat: babe, i appreciate you and i love you so much but... we both know you're suicidal.
Y/n: *mumbles* damn it...
Nat: as long as i'm alive, i will not let anything bad happen to you. *hugs and kisses Y/n* i mean every word i said in our vows. i will stay with you through all the ups and downs.
Y/n: babe, stop. you're gonna make me cry... i love you so much.
Nat: i love you too, more than you know.
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
