Blog 114:
Y/n: i'm not everybody's cup of tea... because i am not tea... i'm probably tequila to be honest...
Nat:
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Blog 115:
Y/n: if i go missing, it's because i adjusted the thermostat in our room 1° warmer while Nat was sleeping.
Nat, screaming from their room: Y/N Y/MN ROMANOFF!!
Y/n: *eyes going wide and gulps*
Clint: you will be missed, Y/n.
Tony: so long, my friend.
Bucky: goodbye, Y/n. it was nice knowing you.
Wanda: don't worry, i'll make sure you have a nice funeral.
Y/n: i hate you guys... *starts running away to hide*
*everyone laughs*
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Blog 116:
6 y/o Morgan: does it hurt, Auntie Y/n/n?
Y/n with a tissue up her nose to stop the bleeding: yes.
Morgan: good. that'll teach you not to eat my ice cream. *walks out*
Nat: *walking in with medkit, giggling*
Y/n: i already told her i'd buy her every flavor she wants before i slipped. 🥲
Nat: yeah but you still ate her ice cream. *giggles* come on, let me see that. *starts tending Y/n's wound*
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Blog 117:
Nat: did hurt when you fell??
Y/n: from what? heaven? or in love? 😏
Nat: dorogaya... as much as i would love to save your ego... you just face planted down a flight of stairs!!
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Blog 118:
Clint: Y/n are you an extrovert?
Y/n, drunk: no.
Bucky: introvert?
Y/n: nope.
Wanda: ambivert?
Y/n: no...
Also Y/n, enthusiastically: i'm a per-
Nat covering Y/n's mouth: okay that's enough detka.
*everyone laughs*
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...