Blog 78:
*Y/n and Nat arriving at the hq*
Y/n: don't you just hate it when you arrive at work and realize you've forgotten to bring your will to live?
Steve to Nat, whispering: is your wife okay?
Nat: she's a little... out of it. *sighs* i told her she could just stay at home and rest and i would love to stay at home with her but i really need to get this paper to Nick and she said she wanted to be near me so here we are.
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Blog 79:
Steve: Y/n, what do you identify as?
Y/n: a problem...
Nat and Wanda at the same time: agreed.
Y/n: *scoffs* really?? my wife and my sister?? you're not even gonna try to disagree with that?
Nat giggles: i'm sorry, detka... you're not a problem i promise.
Wanda: but you are a pain in the ass sometimes. so... *shrugs*
*Y/n sighs and accepts defeat*
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Blog 80:
Y/n a little panicked: babe i need your help.
Nat, worried: what's going on baby?
Y/n: i broke something.
Nat: what did you break?
Y/n: i broke Steve.
Nat, confused: uh, what?
Y/n: he went to sleep and when he woke up i told him that he missed another twenty years... i thought it was funny but he burst into tears.
Bruce shaking his head: you're definitely Tony's sister.
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Blog 81:
Nat to her former villain wife: remember... the first step to forgiveness is-
Y/n cutting Nat off: ...is realizing that the other person was born an idiot!
*Nat facepalming and shaking her head*
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Blog 82:
Y/n: "Auntie Y/n/n, that chicken's ghost is gonna haunt you for eating it" yet another terrifying shit my 4y/o niece casually says to me.
*Nat just giggling at her wife*
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanficthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
