these are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
Yelena: I told Sharon she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
Y/n: I was there when she told her... and I'd say Sharon looked... surprised.
*the two started laughing their asses off*
Nat to the team: see what I have to deal with here? 24/7 of this shit.
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Blog 9:
*Nat and Y/n on a date*
Waitress: how did you find your steak, ma'am?
Y/n, dead serious: I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
Waitress: *confused, smiles awkwardly and nods then walks away*
Nat, holding back her laugh: baby, that's not what she meant.
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Blog 10:
Y/n to Nat: babe, so I was in a taxi the other day, right? and the driver said "do you mind if I put some music on?" I said, "not at all". Then he said, "kiss?" so I said, "let's listen to the music first and see how we feel."
Nat, giggling: I can't even be mad at you.
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Blog 11:
Y/n: does anyone want a pack of dead batteries?
Tony: Y/n, tell me why would anyone want dead batteries?
Y/n: because they're free of charge, duh.
Nat: ...
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