Blog 12:
Drunk Y/n: what do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?
Nat: what?
Y/n: bi-yourself. *starts to cry* that's me... i'm bi... myself.
Nat: Y/n/n... I'm your fiance...
Y/n, having only heard that Nat has a fiance: you're already getting married? *cries even more* I was planning to ask you out after this... I'm gonna die alooone.
Nat, moving to carry Y/n: okay that's enough alcohol for you. c'mon let's get you to our room.
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Blog 13:
*Pepper talking about a gift that Tony gave her*
Y/n: One time for my birthday, Nat took me to an orchard and we sat there looking at the trees for half an hour.
Nat: hey, admit it, that was actually pretty nice... it's just not the apple watch you were expecting, apparently. and I did told you that we were going for a picnic date.
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Blog 14:
Nat to Y/n: You know, you are the cheapest person among all of us in here, right?
*everyone agreeing*
Y/n: Whaaat? No I'm not.
Clint: Yes you are. Remember that one time--
Y/n, interrupting Clint: Yeah well, I'm not buying it.
*everyone starts laughing*
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Blog 15:
Y/n: hey, a detective stopped by saying she was looking for a man with one eye... told her to use both and she'd probably find him a lot quicker.
Nick: THAT WAS DETECTIVE DIAZ! I was expecting her! *went up to call the detective*
Nat, staring at Y/n: ...sometimes I wonder what's going through that pretty head of yours.
Y/n, smirks: you really want me to say it now?
Steve: please don't...
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
