Blog 93:
*Nat introducing Y/n to her family*
Melina: so Y/n... what do you do for a living?
Y/n: suffer...
Nat: *burying her face on her hands, shaking her head*
Alexei and Yelena: *laughs* i like her!
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Blog 94:
Yelena: is umbrella queer or straight?
Y/n: straight.
*Nat sighing, shaking her head, tired of her sister and wife's bullshit but still curious because sometimes their answers surprises her*
Wanda: ooo, why?
Y/n: because you don't get wet. *shurgs*
Clint: OOOOOHHHHH DAMN!!
*everyone starts laughing and including Nat*
Nat: well damn baby... you're right. *giggling*
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Blog 95:
-in the kitchen where Nat is eating peacefully-
Y/n: *walks in the kitchen and looks at Nat* you should diet...
Nat: *scoffs* excuse me?
Y/n: i just think it's time for you to diet. *shrugs*
*Yelena who is also in the kitchen enjoying her sister and sister in law's conversation, getting excited to where this conversation may lead*
Yelena under her breath: this is gonna be good... *takes a shot of her vodka*
Nat: can you explain??
Y/n: it would probably boost your self esteem. you would probably feel a lot better.
Yelena getting excited: continue...
Y/n: i mean... most women at this point get tired of it...
Nat: tired of what?
Y/n: tired of their hair... i mean... aren't you ready for like, brunette or you could get blonde... i like blonde on you too. i mean, you've been talking about it. so i think you should dye it.
Yelena, disappointed: goddamnit Y/n... i thought i was going to finally see some action here. *takes another shot of vodka*
Nat: *releases a sigh of relief and a small laugh*
Y/n confused: what?
Nat: oh i thought i was going to murder you today...
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
