Blog 158:
Nat: Y/n, detka, can you please explain to me why the hell were you escorted out of the public library?
Y/n: because i was tearing off the covers of the book in the mystery section...
Nat: and why would you do that?
Y/n: to make them more mysterious, duh!
Nat:
Y/n, scared: okay, i'll stop. i'm sorry, i'll never do it again. i promise...
Nat: *sigh* sometimes i wonder how i fell in love with you.
Y/n: *smirks* 'cause i'm cute and charming and you love it.
Nat: *shaking her head* i hate that you're right. but you're still not getting away from what you did.
Y/n: *whispers* damn it...
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Blog 159:
Y/n: i have many hidden talents you know?
Nat: yeah? like what?
Y/n: i don't know... they're all hidden. *shrugs*
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Blog 160:
Yelena: so then i said, "knife to meet you!" it was a funny little pun.
Nat: you stabbed my girlfriend! we have to get her to Dr. Cho!
Y/n, lying on the floor: oh, don't worry babe, i'm in... stable condition.
Nat: i can't even leave you guys for a second. i don't know what to do with the two of you...
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Blog 161:
Tony: so how did you get into the car accident?
Nat: well i was trying to teach Y/n how to drive, out of the city, and then there was a deer so i said, "Y/n, deer!".
Nat to Y/n: tell them what you said...
Y/n, embarrassed: "yes, darling?"
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Blog 162:
Agatha: and that makes you... the Scarlet Witch.
Wanda: i think you've made a mistake.
Y/n, shouting from a far: she's right! you've made a mistake!
Agatha and Wanda: *looking over at Y/n, confused*
Y/n: *dragging Nat by the arm*
Nat: Y/n, what the fuck are you doing?
Y/n: this...*points at Nat* this is Scarlett.
Nat and Agatha: what??
Wanda: Y/n, how did you know that?
*everyone looks at Wanda*
Wanda: i-i mean... what?!
Y/n: uuuhhhh... you guys continue what you were doing... i'm gonna go. byee! *runs as fast as she could*
*Agatha and Nat looking back at Wanda, waiting for an explanation*
Wanda: yyyeah, i'm gonna go too.
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...