Blog 153:
Y/n: you know, i walk around like everything is fine, but deep down... *dramatic sigh*
Nat: aw, i'm sorry detka, is there anything i can do?
Y/n: can you please help me with my shoe?
Nat, confused: ...
Y/n: well i was saying... i walk around like everything is fine but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.
Nat: i thought you were not okay, you idiot!
Y/n: i wasn't finished talking!
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Blog 154:
Y/n: i like people the way i like my tea...
Sam, confused: what do you mean?
Nat, in the corner, reading a book: she meant in a bag...
Y/n: *nodding* under water...
Sam, scared: o-kay... i-i'm gonna go now. *quickly walks out*
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Blog 155:
Y/n: babe, have you heard of the movie constipation?
Nat: can't say i have...
Y/n: that's because it hasn't come out yet. *trying to hold her laugh in*
Nat: goddamnit Y/n, we talked about this already.
Y/n: *now dying from laughing*
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Blog 156:
Y/n: i just electrocuted myself.
Yelena: how shocking.
Tony: how do you feel currently?
Y/n: i feel kinda amped.
Clint: watt? i can't hear you.
Y/n: i said it hertz a lot!
Bruce: are they okay?
Nat: this is normal, they're fine...
Bruce: but Y/n was jus-
Nat: she's fine. i'd be more concerned if she wasn't making puns.
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Blog 157:
Y/n: i just found out... there's an actual clinical name for what you call it when you can't sleep at night and you just eat instead...
Nat: yeah? what's it called?
Y/n: it's called... insomnomnomnomnomnomnia.
Nat:
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Natasha Romanoff x Fem!Reader Short Blogs (compilation)
Fanfictionthese are my blogs from my tumblr account and these are only jokes/conversations that i've heard on random stuff and turned them into y/n x nat and other marvel character's conversations and added little bits in some of it. and i am really sorry, i...
